14 Reasons Why Poker Is Better Than Sex

Back in the day, my job was to promote the game of poker. I wrote content for poker websites, banners, press releases, blogs, newsletters, and emails, all of them encouraging players - veterans and newcomers - to play poker online. In hindsight this is kind of strange, as I don't play poker myself. In any case, I spent nearly 13 years writing about the game as part of my job in the marketing division of an Israel-based, international online gaming company ( a company that is no longer in business).

In order to spice things up a bit, I occasionally resorted to humor, to show the fun side of the game (as compared to the strategic side of trying to win, no matter what cards you are dealt). Shown here is the result of one of my favorite humorous projects - an infographic listing the "Top 14 Reasons Why Poker Is Better Than Sex". I came up with the concept and wrote the content. I apologize that I don't remember the name of the freelance graphic designer who brought my vision to a comical reality.

Even if you don't know the game of poker, I hope you will enjoy my humor!

Why is poker better than sex? Let me count the ways:

1. Sex is good, but Poker lasts longer.

2. You can still get lucky even without showering or shaving.

3. Once you finish a session, you can start a new one right away.

4. You can play any opponent, even if they're 25 years younger, or older than you.

5. Sometimes Poker pays you, and it always welcomes you back for more.

6. Playing with a lot of partners is allowed, and in fact, threesomes and foursomes are welcome.

7. You never have to apologize for a bad hand. Just get right back in the action and play some more.

8. You can eat, or watch television, or smoke, or listen to music, or get a massage, while you play.

9. You'll never hear an opponent complain, "Not now, I have a headache."

10. Your game can last as long as you want.

11. Your opponents won't care how inexperienced you are, and in fact will probably welcome this.

12. There is no need for wining, dining, or foreplay. You can jump right into the fun stuff.

13. You can watch how others play, and no one will get mad.

14. You can switch partners with no need to explain yourself.

And, 7 reasons how they are similar.

1. Playing alone is not as fun.

2. You must make sure to take adequate forms of protection.

3. Having a good hand is not enough. You have to know how to use it.

4. Everyone claims to have a big pair.

5. There are frequently risks involved, so it's best to be cautious.

6. You need to know when to bluff.

7. The size of your stack is important.

Originally posted on the Titan Poker website.


Related article:

The Poker Writer Who Never Plays Poker